Timeline, remixed.

Tue, 05 Jan 2010 13:15:00 +0100

Thanks to @plomlombot for the source. I think it might work better when I increase the number of tweets and filter out the Danish ones.

04:02:20: How to play Blackened by Metallica. (pardon the nosiness; but i find data visualization software fascinating)

07:53:46: Wishing all of you asked. My imaginary girlfriend broke up after our last video evening. who do you prefer?

08:31:04: “being awesome” is on the matter of zombies—I’m scared: Who am I? What have i become?

09:02:55: Last thing I do at my computer before leaving for the Roskilde Festival to put @intronaut in the lounge

09:03:55: ‘Watchmen’, it’s 162 minutes of a Nokia N900 hooked up to a famous plane http://i35.tinypic.com/6t2yy0.jpg

09:19:25: @pickled thank you, it is not a friend, it’s just a person with an icon” http://bit.ly/90CuOe

09:20:43: …you’re telling me that it is free. Me: …worst business model, evar.

09:25:41: I found that @adba had an affair with my imaginary girlfriend doesn’t follow me on this thing.

09:56:59: So, there’s such a thing as ‘too much information.’ First, let me repay you with sex.”

10:08:57: Why Twitter Will Endure - David Carr in New York Stock Exchange” -… http://tumblr.com/xkn4flwpl

10:45:07: I’m back from Phobos, we all should be able to perform a very neat party trick: 100 consecutive push ups

10:48:37: Me: “…and followers who do use the favourite function, follow so many others that I go to bed *sigh*

11:24:35: My night out hitting on ladies went extraordinarily. http://www.youtube.com/googlechromethemes

11:36:10: RT @wikileaks (via @telecomix & @intensifier) Can journalism be saved with an icon” @adba: wanna go to bed!

11:36:36: tor-resolve: go home! @pragmatk: go to the Linux User Group meeting, tonight. [cue pistols]

12:09:29: At #rf09 I got a hand injury from opening beers, so I had to correct it, one of us is doing it wrong

12:23:44: I’m making a website launch reception? official hashtag is: #fuckyeah!

12:25:08: “being awesome” is on the matter of zombies—I’m scared: Who am I? What have i become?

12:25:21: Saw my first movie in 3D yesterday. What a blast. official hashtag is: #fuckyeah!

12:32:50: Bred opbakning til forbud mod terrorsurfing - Måske vi kan få kineserne til at græde, okay? Skam dig, magrethe. #bypåskrump

12:46:19: @elneff you’re funny! funny-man! how do I listen to Ganon while doing that? “Oklahoma!”

12:55:01: #10yearsago my mother didn’t allow us to do so-Deny my card will ya?

13:01:30: after reading the “anti-sec exposure”, my conclusion is that the eco-friendly me has doubled my coffee yet!

13:04:03: just launched mariner write from the bowel of my lungs (death metal style).

13:05:42: @fafner curious which issues you encounter in mm app development? What brand of chloroform do they use?

13:24:06: Okay people, I’ve got some good old family friendly fun for you, it’s a xmas movie. Pay some goddamn attention!

13:25:44: People who do not hesitate forcing him down and rub his nose in it—He will thank you!

13:36:36: People who do not think, that Jesus came to earth, to ring the bell at the local pub in Berlin

13:46:32: Best actor ever. If I’d deliver any of the seven words you can never say on television.

14:56:47: after reading the “anti-sec exposure”, my conclusion is that the eco-friendly me has doubled my coffee yet!

14:58:12: “Google Wave real-time.” (even if you’re actually on a map; it could be about a girl in trouble.

15:24:50: @obak81 although they do their wicked “Running Man”, and their shape makes for easy hiding and smuggling into a prison

15:28:32: “being awesome” is on the matter of zombies—I’m scared: Who am I? What have i become?

15:41:58: 5 things that make my life “I’m really busy right now”, “It’s not you, it’s me”, and “but I’ve just finished eating a hamburger.

15:49:44: @kylebragger is there any news on a day with wall-to-wall TV coverage of the same ideas i have for #mixtapeyourdarlings

15:54:10: ‘Watchmen’, it’s 162 minutes of a sudden my neighbor felt an urge to tell me that it isn’t a game; it’s merely edutainment—darn!

16:07:25: At #rf09 I got a hand injury from opening beers, so I had to use my other hand. http://www.flickr.com/photos/maaloe/4093307828/

16:42:33: My imaginary gf woke me up; Apparently, when I got home the iDisk started acting up. Gentlemen, that is no way to @26c3 by train

16:57:32: I can’t seem to find a girl who can stand me for an evening. Me: “stop, stop…you had me at bacon”

17:15:51: face-gruppe med missionen “tina dicow til singstar” > http://bit.ly/65ePLq who do you prefer?

17:59:34: I found that @adba had an affair with my imaginary girlfriend doesn’t follow me on this thing.

18:00:39: putting final touches on #KNC10 application for an well educated woman with a good career.

18:05:25: #10yearsago my mother didn’t allow us to do so-Deny my card will ya?

18:25:37: Gar-den-ing. noun. When one or more persons turn everything green in a porcelain store.”

18:27:23: Overheard office chatter: “We should be able to keep a couple of brews. (true story.)

18:27:46: @MeetingBoy …and Sony Ericsson. There’s a reason I unplug the charger when I go to bed *sigh*

18:48:43: @fafner curious which issues you encounter in mm app development? Rats…

18:55:13: ”I guess that I won’t reveal the killer by shouting it out loud this time

19:22:27: When taking photos of the prints using my Sony Ericsson phone. (okay, ESPECIALLY if you’re going to die.

19:40:35: Saw my first movie in 3D yesterday. What a blast. Fincher’s made other films, already!

19:49:35: “being awesome” is on the matter of zombies—I’m scared: Who am I? What have i become?

20:01:56: @MeetingBoy …and Sony Ericsson. There’s a reason I unplug the charger when I go to bed *sigh*

20:19:04: Another from @ArsTechnica: “A look at her favstar page: http://favstar.fm/users/showedyoumine

20:19:46: @obak81 although they do their wicked “Running Man”, and their shape makes for easy hiding and smuggling into a prison

20:20:26: omg! a black guy gave a balanced argument about something that isn’t black or white. buhu… @FakeAPStylebook

20:26:52: I found that @adba had an affair with my imaginary girlfriend doesn’t follow me on this thing.

20:42:17: This might be the one they gang up on and force to “say something funny.”

20:55:17: Saw my first movie in 3D yesterday. What a blast. Rats…

20:56:40: At #rf09 I got a hand injury from opening beers, so I had to use my other hand. brb, skal lige registrere gåågle.dk

21:09:25: Shock & Denial; Pain & Guilt; brb, skal lige registrere gåågle.dk

21:26:28: In celebration of St. Patricks Day, the bird at the keyboard while i do it.

21:42:08: @Havalina !important should only be used is in the year 2154… #avatar

21:47:29: At home at the office; right move, go for a very nice evening and then party at the office. Considering that I already bought!

21:48:07: Bought a sofa. If we continue, in a garden black, by use of fire. wanna fight about it?

22:02:37: “Somehow I do not panic; 2. Rip the battery out of your iPhone;

22:18:14: face-gruppe med missionen “tina dicow til singstar” > http://bit.ly/65ePLq —The 7 Stages of web development.

22:57:58: @obak81 although they do their wicked “Running Man”, and their shape makes for easy hiding and smuggling into a prison

22:59:49: Also just made a word processor, time travelled back to now and then charged 49$ for it.

23:13:39: Social conventions: Is it deemed too passive aggressive people? Now in stunning 3D!

23:58:42: This might be the one they gang up on and force to “say something funny.”

Internets, fuck yeah! Kommentarer til Live-TV på EB.dk ved...

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:46:32 +0100

Internets, fuck yeah!

Kommentarer til Live-TV på EB.dk ved demonstration under klimatopmødet.

"Somehow I do not think, that Jesus came to Earth, to ring the bell at the New York Stock Exchange"

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 22:29:00 +0100

“Somehow I do not think, that Jesus came to Earth, to ring the bell at the New York Stock Exchange”

- Capitalism - A Love Story

Christmas Cards

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 10:20:00 +0100

Yeah! The first Christmas card received this year… Hold on… It’s an eCard… It’s a FLASH eCard? Depicting Greenland and Aurora Borealis.

So first I get an unpersonalized electronic substitute from a real paper card. The joy when I open my mailbox and find a card inside, replaced by copy pasting my email-address. That hurts a bit.

But what you don’t know by sending me an unpersonalized card, is that I hate flash. The magic you made there could just have been an animated gif of Santa’s little helper.

What I found the most amusing, is the communication department’s complete ignorance: calling your swf “Christmas with borelia”.

Skide tak!

The Ecological Impact of Flash Advertisements

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 00:51:00 +0100

One website in particular has begun to get on my nerves recently. The newspaper recently revamped themselves and put up a new faster loading website. Except that the new design made room for even more annoying advertisements. Especially the kind that will play at random if you use a non-Windows platform. Full volume movie trailer with explosions.

The website might be loading faster, but in return, it manages to use about 50% of my CPU. This really pisses me off. Using an ad-blocker, the CPU usage is less than 1%. I guess this is really my point, but climate stories are big this season.

Through a set of questionable scientific standard, I used a power-meter I had checked out at the local library to measure how much power my computers used, viewing politiken.dk with and without an ad-blocker.

Ubuntu 9.10 (+30W / 25%)
Without ads: 120W
With ads: 150W

Windows 7 (+15W / 11%)
Without ads: 122W
With ads: 147W

Mac OS X 10.5 (+9W / 13%) (Laptop and x5 the number of open instances)
Without ads: 14W
With ads: 23W

Say you have a web browser open for 3 hours every day and your computer uses 12W more with Flash ads, then you emit around 7 kg CO₂ each year.

pantons blahg

Timeline, remixed.

Internets, fuck yeah! Kommentarer til Live-TV på EB.dk ved...

"Somehow I do not think, that Jesus came to Earth, to ring the bell at the New York Stock Exchange"

Christmas Cards

The Ecological Impact of Flash Advertisements